rants and raves

God Dammit im so attracted to Waffle right now, as i frequently am
but a very close guy friend of mine is (practicly?) inlove with him. And my best female friend has had a huge crush on since about september
Not to mention im dating AO!!

Oh curses.... why does waffle have to have that all empowering sexuality.

and why is he always there when AO isn't? now i dont mean emotionally, but when i haven't got any for ages from AO he's always there to talk to about sex, and is just a laugh 24/7 particularly if AO is glued to the saga (games console) and doesn't know i exist.

AND WHY IS THE ENTIRE WORLD DETERMINED TO GET US TOGETHER???
Brown bear has always been fixated by the idea, Mother Mary bought it up after not seeing waffle for two years and seeing me for the first time in about 6/9 months just after seeing us together that one day.
His ex gf used to hate me cause everyone thought that he dumped her so that we could get together
and this was all when i wasn't having sexual fantasies with him as the main star!!

Oh dear.....

to all of you that don't know (i.e all of you)
yesterday on easter Sunday i set fire to my families brand new kitchen
ironically i wasn't even cooking anything (well apart from flame grilling the household that is)

i put a wooden tray on-top of the UNLIT hob but some how managed via that to explode the glass hob and set fire to the kitchen
the extractor fan was also on so the smoke alarm didn't go off meaning that there was a very real risk i could have killed everyone in the house

these are some pics of the hob

and this is the kitchen it took us 9 months to coerce the fitters into finishing and that we still havent finished paying for.
DEFIANTLY on the top ten list of idiotic things i have done.

so im sitting here staring at the history c/w question
my mind draws a blank

so i call AO saying "How did you do your history question???????????? i cant do it!!!!!!!"
and so after asking me to remind him what the question was he goes through all the points i need to put in my intro and main paragraphs and promises to find me some of his old drafts to give me next time he see's me

if it wasn't enough that he is a saint in every sense and when i called him i was actually going through his old history folder which he donated to me, he is doing this as well
he really is a sweety

Ok so in real life i have been dating a not very Roman Catholic for about 3 months, im his first GF and we are both still in education
(thank god he is pretty much RC in title alone )

Ok now to the dream
in my dream i went to go on the pill on tuesday (just as i am in real life) and before my GP would prescribe it i had to take a pregnancy test, to make sure if i was preggers it wouldn't cause complications
So i go and take the test certain it will be negative
but it wasn't
and i was certifiably up the duff
so i immediately call my best friend bekki crying IM PREGNANT IM PREGNANT MY LIFE IS OVER
then i go to school and casually ask AO how he feels about Abortion, not letting on that im pregnant
he tells me he is completely and utterly against it
(by now my two friends bekki and katy know about my situation) and i tell Kt that there is no way i can tell AO that im preggers as he doesn't belie in abortion and there is no way in hell i can keep it- for a start my mother doest even know im sexually active!!

i cant remember how i sorted out my dilemma in my dream, but very scary all round

Tomorrow after my orthodontist appointment i think ill head down to the surgery and see if i can get myself on the pill.

Wow its almost painful to think that my mother still believes that i am her virgin daughter
she wont let me stay over at AO's and because of which he is eager for me to tell her that we've been doing the naughty (because he thinks that after which she will be okay with me staying over at his- Oh the naivety)

needless to say the BF is looking forward to all the unprotected sex

Is it wrong that i had a dream about Waffle giving me a naked back massage in Virgin Active (he works there)
I know there would be nothing wrong if it weren't for the fact that he is a cad, and i am occasionally slightly maybe a bit attracted to him (only when I'm particularly rampant mind) and the fact that i am dating AO.

is it wrong that it was more of a slight daydream (NOT A FANTASY, just nodding off a bit during the day)

so im lying on top of AO nibbling his ear when this happens

AO: *gasp* "Rude!"
Me: "what?"
AO: *jokingly* "You're supposed to kiss people on their mouths, not their ears, how rude of you!"
Me: "Oh i'm ever so sorry, i'll make sure my mouth never touches another part of your anatomy than your lips from now on"
AO: *Strangled cry* "Please don't"

ha ha men

Good God i want sex!!!

gaaah

being a girl sucks

Hmmm it occured to me today that i may very well have a greater sex drive than my BF
or maybe i would be more appropriate to say that he is more likly to use reason when it comes to sex like

"the parents are down stairs"
"you need to do work"
"i was supposed to give you a lift to the station, you'll be late"

hmmm
in fact that is the case with everyone
..... exept Waffle of course, he is definatly as adventurious as me
but its for the best that its me and AO not Waffle

She doesnt have a book!!!

she is just sitting in the library staring at me exept to occasionally look in her bag to then stare back at me with increases intensity

i was doing rather well with my socioligy untill i noticed her, now im just throughally fraked out and have the urge to blog..