Here are some things that i have happened in the last 6 months.
Pre AO going interailing
Tuffty had his 18th at which I got very very drunk with the help of waffle, who spent the entire night talking about how hot i was. A few random people we met there assumed Wafle and i were dating, when Square Boobs (whom he was currently "seeing" and had asked me to find out why he was off with her) was sitting right there. I had my first ever flaming sambuka and spent the rest of the night with waffle ordering my drinks and asking for "the strongest drink you have" which happened to be rum.
Waffle walked me home.
Both AO and Square Boobs protested and offered that i got in taxi's with them even though it was the opposite direction.
was accosted by youths attempting to ask me out in town, Waffle said i had a boyfriend- they said he was a lucky guy.
For some reason i called Brown Bare, Waffle dared me to make orgasm noises down the phone and i did. I didn't belive Brown Bare that i did this later untill he played the recording to my emmbarrassment.
Waffle and i wobbled home, i asked about Square Boobs and he said he wasnt attracted to her anymore and how he would like to bend shorty over a desk.
waffle was about to kiss me when my mother pulled up in her car.
i had my first really bad hangover that night and had to fill in passport forms at 6 am.
in town several people thought i was dying or something and asked if they should call a doctor, as i held on to a lamp post for dear life. Emms offered me water.
I had to clean up the rost dinner i had cooked AO the night before- i kept smelling Sambuka somehow.
