so im lying on top of AO nibbling his ear when this happens

AO: *gasp* "Rude!"
Me: "what?"
AO: *jokingly* "You're supposed to kiss people on their mouths, not their ears, how rude of you!"
Me: "Oh i'm ever so sorry, i'll make sure my mouth never touches another part of your anatomy than your lips from now on"
AO: *Strangled cry* "Please don't"

ha ha men